Collingwood- having done these Top Tens at the Bar for a few years now, I had to make a best team category, just so I could get my beloved Pies in. Now we won the flag, no need. The Magpies take their rightful spot as the best of the best of 2023.
Test Cricket- great series of cricket from the Aussies in India and England, and a ripper series between England and New Zealand, as well as the Kiwi’s against Pakistan. And while some controversy dominated the headlines (Johnny, what were you smoking?), at least people are talking Test cricket again.
Pat Todd, Mad Macca at the Espy, St Kilda- Having been a Lazy Cowgirls/ Rankoutsiders fan for years, it was incredible to finally see Pat live. Pat for me is one of the all-time greats of American rock. A voice any singer would kill for, and a storyteller up there with the best of them. Just a man and guitar, nothing else needed. Macca played a corker of an opening set. While I’ve seen him live many times over the years with different bands, seeing him stripped back solo was a reminder of how good he is, and like Pat, give him a mic and stage, and the man will entertain you.
Ed Kuepper: National Theatre- Astonishing gig from Edmund and band. A ten minute version of "Electrical Storm" had me wondering for days what I just witnessed.
The Breadmakers: The Gem- had the joy of seeing the Breadies many times this year, including an excellent double bill with Brisbane’s The Far Outs. But a tribute show to Graeme Thomas of Preston Records/Studios was a classy way to praise an important Melbourne figure.
Hoss, Persecution Blues, Dino Bravo:St Kilda Bowls Club- I might look like a twat putting a gig I had a hand putting on in this list, but sod it. One of my all-time personal favourites in Hoss played two killer sets, along with Persecution Blues, who would have fit right in the Melbourne scene of the late '80s/early '90s. Three balls-out rock 'n' roll bands on the one bill in St Kilda, you don’t get that often and was proud to be part of it.
Chris Masuak, River of Snakes, The Fiction: Northcote Social Club- Brilliant setlist choice from Masuak; good collection of his solo work, Birdman, Hitmen, and the Tribesmen. Along with the ever-reliable Fiction and River of Snakes, three wonderful guitar focused bands playing intense rock n roll north of the river.
Cruel Sea: The Palais- Having never seen the Sea before, I was blown away. Nice mix of the greatest hits and instrumentals. Greg once again showed why he’s up there as one of our best frontmen.
Shepparton Airplane-, Affordable Repayments, Persecution Blues: St Kilda Bowls Club- Ok, I put another gig I had a hand in on the list, but this was amazing. And onya Flash for booking 'em.
Hip Priests: Old Bar- Great to finally meet my German correspondent Martin Rabitz at the start of the year. He told me to meet him at the Old Bar on a Saturday, never mentioned his drummer also came along for the trip, and they had a show. I didn’t know he was in a band to begin with. That said, was a classic punk show, angry, little talking in-between, intensity to the max, and all over in 30 minutes. I loved every second of it.
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Soundpressing presents Datura4 + The Spivs Iron & Resin Garage, Currumbin, QLD - Oct 24 Tickets
The Soft ‘n’ Sexy Sound Tour Dave Graney and the Coral Snakes OCT 3 - Factory Theatre, Marrickville, Sydney Tickets 4 - Waves, Wollongong, NSW Tickets 5 - The Street Theatre, Canberra Tickets 10 - The Corner Hoyel, Richmond, Vic Tickets 11 - Bundy Hall, Bundalaguah VIC Tickets 24 - Freo Social, Fremantle WA Tickets 25 - The River Hotel, Margaret River WA Tickets 31 - Brisbane Crowbar QLD Tickets NOV 1 - The Imperial, Eumundi QLD Tickets 2 - Mo's Desert Clubhouse, Gold Coast QLD Tickets 7 - Byron Bay Theatre NSW Tickets 8 - Bellingen Memorial Hall NSW Tickets 13 - King Street Bandroom, Newcastle Tickets 14 - Avoca Beach Theatre NSW Tickets 15 - The Lounge, Chatswood NSW Tickets 16 - Dangar Island Bowlo NSW (matinee) Tickets 21 - The Gov, Adelaide SA Tickets 28 - Royal Oak, Launceston TAS Tickets 29 - The Pier, Ulverstone TAS Tickets 30 - Longley International Hotel, Longley TAS Tickets
4ZZZ presents “ZED 50” Ther Saints ’73-‘78 + Regurgitator + Tropical Fuck Storm + Full Flower Moon Band + Big Noter + Butterfingers + Screamfeeder + Nice Biscuit + Party Dozen + Frangipanis + Dancingwater + Platonic Sex + Velociraptor Roma St Parklands, Brisbane - Oct 25
The On and Ons New Album Preview Show + Velvet Parade + Jupiter 5 Marrickville Bowlo, NSW - Nov 8 Tickets
“4ZZZ Joint Effort 50” Dave Warner’s From The Suburbs + X + The Survivors + XERO + The Black Assassins + Pineapples From The Dawn of Time Hamilton Hotel, QLD - Nov 8
Asteroid B612 Australian Tour NOV 6 – La La La´s, Wollongong NSW 7 – Marrickville Bowling Club, NSW 8 – Avalon Beach RSL Club, NSW 14 - The John Curtin Hotel, Carlton VI
I-94 Bar Records and Promotions Presents Chris Masuak’s Dog Soldier Australia 2025 NOV 13 - Hamilton Station Hotel, Newcastle, NSW + Drugs in Sport + Melvic Centre 14 – Mo’s Desert Clubhouse, Burleigh Heads, QLD + Dr Bombay + The Spivs Tickets 15 – The Cave Inn, Woolloongabba, QLD + The Mick Medew & Ursula 4 + Dr Bombay + The Spivs Tickets 16 – Banshee’s Bar & Artspace, Ipswich, QLD + The Mick Medew & Ursula 4 + The Spivs Tickets 21 – Link & Pin, Woy Woy, NSW + The Dunhill Blues + Chaos Vinyl Tickets 22 – Waywards, Newtown, NSW + Spitting Chips + Jupiter 5 Tickets 23 – Elton Chong, Penrith, NSW + The On and Ons + Jupiter 5 Tickets 28 – La Las La’s, Wollongong, NSW + The Sugar Beats + Rawrus Tongue Tickets 30 – Smith’s Alternative, Canberra, ACT + Jupiter 5 Tickets
I-94 Bar presents The Johnnys + The Mick Medew & Ursula 4 + Scrambler Mos's Desert Clubhouse, Burleigh Heads - Nov 28 Ticets
Punkest, Lockdown, Renegade Playground & 4ZZZ present GIG CITY Headliner TBA + The Johnnys + Gazoonga Attack + Monster Zoku Onsomb! + Dad Fight + Mark N [Bloody Fist Rec.] + The Disables + Combat Wombat + Paul Abad + Fat + Viper Snatch + Mitch Please + Gurridyula + Coral Outcrops Half Star Band + The Distained + The Stress of Leisure + Kunt + Red Devotchkin + Evil Dick Industries + Strange Stains The Brightside, Brisbane - Nov 29 from 3pm Tickets
Cosmic Psychos "I Really Like Beer Tour" NOV 7 — Singing Bird, Frankston, VIC 8 — Theatre Royal, Castlemaine, VIC 9 — Corner Hotel, Melbourne, VIC 12 — UC Hub, Canberra, ACT 13 — Uni Bar, Wollongong, NSW 14 — Crowbar, Sydney, NSW 15 — King Street Bandroom, Newcastle, NSW 19 — Racehorse Hotel, Ipswich, QLD 20 — Vinnies Dive Bar, Gold Coast, QLD 21 — Solbar, Maroochydore, QLD 22 — Crowbar, Brisbane, QLD 23 — Bangalow Bowlo, Bangalow, NSW 26 — The River, Margaret River, WA 27 — Rosemount Hotel, Perth, WA28 — Indian Ocean Hotel, Scarborough, WA 29 — Queenscliff Music Festival, Queenscliff, VIC JAN 1 — Edge Hill Tavern, Cairns, QLD 2 — Dalrymple Hotel, Townsville, QLD 3 — Magnums, Airlie Beach, QLD 4 — Metropolitan Hotel, Mackay, QLD 7 — Harvey Road Tavern, Gladstone, QLD 8 — Grand Hotel, Childers, QLD 9 — MO’s Desert Clubhouse, Gold Coast, QLD 10 — Seaview Tavern, Woolgoolga, NSW 11 — Bellingen Brewery, Bellingen, NSW 14 — Moonshiners Honky Tonk Bar, Tamworth, NSW 15 — Finnian's Tavern, Port Macquarie, NSW 16 — Avalon RSL, Avalon, NSW 17 — The Marlin, Ulladulla, NSW 18 — Beer Deluxe, Albury NSW 22 — Tanswells Hotel, Beechworth, VIC 23 — Sooki Lounge, Belgrave, VIC 24 — Westonport Hotel, San Remo, VIC 25 — Social Club, Balnarring, VIC 26 — Volta, Ballarat, VIC 29 — Whalers Hotel, Warrnambool, VIC 30 — Torquay Hotel, Torquay, VIC 31 — Riverview Hotel, Tarwin Lower, VIC FEB 12 — Royal Oak, Launceston, TAS 13 — Forth Pub, Devonport, TAS 14 — Altar, Hobart, TAS