They’ll be packing copies of their “Gold Foil Fever” EP. Something tell us they’ll need more than that to ward off a piledriver.

The Dark Clouds have few equals in the high-energy, baby-lets-twist stakes, arising from the Illawarra escarpment with their storming proto-punk jams. They’ll be going down in a sleeper hold, too, so get there early.

These bums never disappoint and will be hawking a new clothing line of T-shirts - which will help to mop up the blood.